A Treasure Trove of 33 Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Tabletop Heroes

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  • 01

    Thanks for the help, buddy

    Barbarian with only 4 out of 165 HP The Bard Healing Word
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  • 02

    What about orc clerics?

    Half-Orc Clerics be like You know you can't read. It's the Bible, you get credit for trying.
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  • 03

    The natural order of things

    A perfectly crafted plan 38 A perfectly placed fireball
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  • 04

    Um... with the handle?

    DM: Explain exactly how you open the door. Me:
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  • 05

    Silly, silly riddles

    DM- "The door appears to be magically sealed, but an inscription-" The barbarian rolling an attack on the nonmagical wall next to the door- I have no time for your riddles!
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  • 06

    LOL but also ROAR

    AT-REX IS ON THE LOOSE. WHAT DO YOU DO? I WILL HIDE IN THE BATHROOM. ει 116 FACEBOOK.COM/DNDMEMES
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  • 07

    Guilty as charged

    @_dnd_memes Every fantasy book and TV show I've ever encountered My campaign
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  • 08

    When my playlists are so good

    808 23 8765 Make Up Work Agenda A dey Monday Tuesday Wedne No. The DM vibing to the battle music The party deng in the fight Friday
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  • 09

    The definition of a tank

    Ha Ha Ha! I am bulletproof! Americans, when their AC is set to 70. Europeans, when their AC is set to 70. D&D players, when their AC is set to 70
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  • 10

    So true

    Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD - 12h Top 20 D20 rolls ranked: 20 19 18 17 16 15 13 11 10 128765432- 9
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  • 11

    He needs extra treats and extra XP

    Dungeons & Dragons When the Tabaxi Monk catches an NPC trying to steal from the D&D party 13 CRIME BEAT FAMILY CAT STOPS WOULD-BE BURGLAR 13 SHELBYVILLE 12:00AM TEMP: 58° FORECAST: MOSTLY CLEAR 5:14 69WTHR
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  • 12

    Monsters in your 10th campaign be like:

    Hey guys u/SuperDuk777 Dwayne the Vrock Johnson
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  • 13

    Classic fumble

    YOU FIND YOURSELF LOCKED IN A ROOM. ABOVE YOU IS AN OPEN CEILING TILE. WHAT DO YOU DO? I WILL CLIMB THROUGH AND STEALTH PAST THE GUARD. ει 116 FACEBOOK.COM/DIDMEMES
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  • 14

    The worst question a DM could ask

    DM: While on watch I'm going to need you to roll for perception. Player: 4 DM: You don't see or hear anything but you feel like something is close by, watching. Player: I turn around. DM: You still don't see or hear anything, but what's your AC again?
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  • 15

    I gotta try playing one of those

    Oregon Rolled A 20 @OregonRolledA20 Player 1: I grew up in a orphanage Player 2: The local warlord k led my father Player 3: My mothers sold my soul so I have warlock powers DM: okay player 4 what makes you unique? Player 4: I grew up in a loving home and think adventuring is really neat
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  • 16

    Literally all a D&D party needs

    Self-fulfillment needs Ending a session on a gnarly cliffhanger Psychological needs Basic needs
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  • 17

    Now I'm interested...

    "In my character's backstory, they've already felled armies, slain gods, and saved the universe" "OF COURSE, NONE OF THAT HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED; THEY'VE JUST RECENTLY ESCAPED A MENTAL ASYLUM" imaflin.com
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  • 18

    Oh, sweet summer child...

    castle mac steven @CastleMacSteven Me: *buying dice at the game store.* Clerk: Sure you only want the one set? Me: yep! It's got all of the 7 dice I'll ever need for #dnd Clerk: okay then! *under their breath: "See you soon"* Me: what? Clerk: what?
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  • 19

    It's the best hobby in the world

    Friend: So you just sit at a table and pretend to go into dungeons and fight dragons? Is it fun? Me: RUN DMG I mean, I don't want to oversell it. but it changes you forever.
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  • 20

    I wish all my players were like that

    IUPDATE MY CHARACTER SHEET ON ROLL20 BEFORE THE NEXT SESSION. imgflip.com
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  • 21

    Is this mechanically possible?

    Alenora @spunkyturnip Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy
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  • 22

    Go splish splash in the lava

    YOUR OPPONENT HAS THE HIGH GROUND. WHAT DO YOU DO? I JUMP TO DELIVER THE FINAL BLOW. ει 116 FACEBOOK.COM/DNDMENS
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  • 23

    How can that be??

    Why aren't my players derailing the campaign? Why isn't the party arguing amongst themselves? Why are they following the obvious plot hook? K.com/andmemes Why can I hear the ranger taking notes?
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  • 24

    DMing in a nutshell

    viridiandnd My favorite type of rpg puzzle is one that I, as the Dungeon Master, don't know the answer to and am just waiting for them to do something entertaining enough for me to say "yeah that does it" the-dm-experience this hurts
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  • 25

    He's going to succeed for sure

    WHEN THE BUGBEAR ROGUE MAKES HIS STEALTH CHECK AND IS ABOUT TO ATTEMPT A SNEAK ATTACK ENB MA
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  • 26

    Just a Cleric PSA

    Why I'm not Healing You, The Cleric Edition: I can't heal through walls. You've taken 2 Damage, Calm your sh I'm a little busy with the Ogre trying to cave in my skull. I'm on 2HP and I'm the only Healer. If I don't heal MYSELF you're ALL f ed. You're fighting one guy. The Barbarian is fighting ten. He has priority. You did something I explicitly told you was a terrible idea and I want to see you suffer for it just a bit. I actually want your character to di
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  • 27

    When your DM gets too creative

    Skeleton J. Ball @C_L_Ball wait, if vampires don't need air, they would be AWESOME scuba divers. They could just wear a backpack full of rocks and walk on the bottom Skeleton J. Ball @C_L_Ball And if they dive deep enough, light won't even reach down there. Like, aquatic vampire covens at the bottom of ocean trenches Skeleton J. Ball @C_L_Ball "Don't underwater cave dive, too dangerous." "Why, would I get lost & drown?" "No, -SCUBA VAMPIRES."
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  • 28

    They have to put it in the rules that that's how you roll

    And don't forget the new Dungeons & Dragons phrase I taught you. Clickety-clackety, I roll to attackety
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  • 29

    I feel so attacked by this meme

    Game Masters in their late 30s & 40s with hip/knee/back/neck pain, insomnia, soul crushing job and crippling caffeine addiction. (But still never cancels a game night) I'm in my prime. GFN
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  • 30

    Now that's an inclusive party

    sandersstudies Follow My husband is playing DnD with some friends and told me to come look at the cat who is sitting in a chair like a person. My husband handed him a d20 and said "sir you have to roll a stealth check to convince the other party members you are a human" and the cat immediately batted the d20 and rolled a 14. The party cheered for him. sandersstudies Follow The final human player joined the table and they brought out a whole extra chair so the cat could remain at the table. He's
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  • 31

    In real life, though, they're bards

    Wanna draw spellcasters? Try conductors as references
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  • 32

    Yeah, a pretty good idea

    Khaz Reil Tenser's Floating Tank: step 1- be a gnome step 2- have a large sized chain shirt (preferrably enchanted) step 3-cast Tenser's Floating Disk step 4-cast Tenser's Floating Disk on the top of the first Floating Disk step 5-throw chain shirt over the top Disk step 6-float around in your new tank at 30ft per round while casting spells from within with full cover step 7-profit 5h Haha Reply 4 THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
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  • 33

    "... and then an orc tribe burned down my house."

    lizardsister D&D character backstorys be like... B BUSHIROAD JRA YOSHINOYA JRA NJPW WORLD YOSHINOYA I was abandoned by my parents when I was a child. I was raised by horses. G JRA BUSHINDAD BU NJPW WORLD OSHINOYA PW JRA WORLD R 12 YOSHINOYA Trash I was abandoned by the horses, too. Then a pro-wrestler took me in. NJPW WORLD
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